COLUMBUS, OH. –Jake and Mandi Donaldson were overjoyed when they learned that their dream of building a family would soon be realized. That joy rapidly turned to concern when the fetus began to exhibit bizarre behaviors that kept Mandi Donaldson awake late into the night. Doctors could not explain these episodes, despite numerous ultrasounds and maternal serum testing. The expectant couple finally found answers to their questions when the fetus was diagnosed with Fetal Bipolar Disorder.
The fetus, who Mandi Donaldson has named Piper, demonstrated extreme mood swings as early as 20 weeks. “Sometimes she would just lie there for hours, and other times she just couldn’t be still. She was completely erratic.” The symptoms worsened as the weeks went by with Piper’s agitation growing progressively stronger. “She started kicking me in the kidney over and over again. I knew something was definitely wrong, but I never suspected mental illness. I thought she was just a little shit.”
Dr. Matthew Pearson, chair of the newly developed Fetal Psychiatry Department at Johns Hopkins, says this type of behavior is characteristic of Fetal Bipolar Disorder. “These fetuses are very sick and very difficult to care for. They rapidly cycle between depression and mania, causing extreme distress for their mothers, including heartburn and frequent urge to urinate.”
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April 11, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Prester John
I’m under the impression that at least some people out grow bipolar in middle and old age. I definitely thought bipolar was something anyone afflicted had to grow into. Damn.
April 11, 2008 at 11:28 pm
angryballerina
Is this a fucking joke?
April 12, 2008 at 5:24 am
Arkay
Oh, that is going to take some time to digest (although my first reaction is quoted by angry ballerina above). I hope there is a way to investigate this some more, before drawing conclusions – as the possible ramifications of this leave me reconsidering my continued existence.
April 12, 2008 at 7:17 am
bottlecappie
That is totally a work of satire.
So funny though.
Except that it’s so tragic.
April 12, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Erin
Angryballerina had pretty much the same reaction as me except mine was… “Are you fucking for real?”
That’s funny. You got me. You little SOB…you got me.
April 13, 2008 at 1:12 am
bottlecappie
It definitely says something about the state of mental-health in this country that y’all fell for that.
April 13, 2008 at 1:13 am
bottlecappie
By which I mean the mental-healthcare complex, and not y’all’s individual mental-health
April 13, 2008 at 5:00 am
angryballerina
Ok, sorry, but I’m STILL trying to find the humor in that.
April 14, 2008 at 6:29 am
Arkay
Ptttbbbth! :p
April 16, 2008 at 10:35 pm
angryballerina
You are NOT ‘pttttbbbbth’thing at me!!
April 16, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Samantha
Well, I have taken quite a close look on your website and I must say that I find it extraordinarily interesting. You can be sure that I will come back pretty soon.
April 26, 2008 at 1:49 am
Erin
Alright lady…time for a new post!